Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Page 8 Page 9 Page 10 Page 11 Page 12 Page 13 Page 14 Page 15 Page 16 Page 17 Page 18 Page 19 Page 20 Page 21 Page 22 Page 23 Page 24 Page 25 Page 26 Page 27 Page 28 Page 29 Page 30 Page 31 Page 32 Page 33 Page 34 Page 35 Page 36 Page 37 Page 38 Page 39 Page 40 Page 41 Page 42 Page 43 Page 44 Page 45 Page 46 Page 47 Page 48 Page 49 Page 50 Page 51 Page 52 Page 53 Page 54 Page 55 Page 56 Page 57 Page 58 Page 59 Page 60 Page 61 Page 62 Page 63 Page 64 Page 65 Page 66 Page 67 Page 68 Page 69 Page 70 Page 71 Page 72 Page 73 Page 74 Page 75 Page 76 Page 77 Page 78 Page 79 Page 80 Page 81 Page 82 Page 83 Page 84Winter 2014 | IRON BUTT MAGAZINE  Scooter Insanity THE TRIALS OF RIDING A SCOOTER FOR 24 HOURS  TWICE BY MICHAEL BOGE L ike a mother cat plucking one of her kittens out of harm’s way, tow truck driver Tim Miller pre- cisely lifts my Chinese scooter out of I-’s free- for-all circus while civilization is engaged in its  p.m. ritualistic escape from Seattle’s Emerald City. For the last hour and  minutes, I’ve been pinned alongside the Jersey barrier of the north- bound lane near Exit  with a flat rear tire,unable to break out of my Interstate prison. The noise is deafening from the eight lanes of traffic and thousands of steel-caged vehicles going past. I’m feeling like a citizen of nowhere. With a view of Boeing Field from my concrete perch I’m wishing I could just hitch a flight somewhere — anywhere. My eyes keep going back to the  miles on the trip meter of my Chinese Roketa scooter that I purchased less than  hours ear- lier for $. I purposely zip tied the license plate and carried the title with me in case, by chance or fate, I landed in my present situ- ation; I could just cut the plates off and disappear, leaving the